Juice Review: Detective Fat Bastard from Five-0 E-liquid

There was a running gag for a while among my friends, where the question came up “Is this based on you??  Is Detective Fat Bastard supposed to be you??”  As it turns out, it wasn’t.  Honestly, nobody really seems to know the story on where these characters came from or what the inspiration was.  Nonetheless, Five-0 E-liquid has created some colorful characters and combined them with confectionery delights in the form of eliquid.

Detective Fat Bastard is described as follows on the website:

“Glazed Custard – a rich Bavarian custard filled donut topped with a rich creamy glaze.  Same great taste minus the calories!”

Packaging: So the main character on here is a rather large pig (and I don’t mean that metaphorically).  He is a balding guy with a button down white shirt that doesn’t quite make it to being tucked in, with a vape in his left hand and a cup of coffee in his right.  The far left side shows the Five-0 logo, while the far right shows the flavor name, profile, nic strength (in the form of a police badge), warnings, and ingredients.

Flavor: This has to be one of my favorite custard flavors to date.  Where a lot of companies try to get that spicy custard flavor or something with unique layers, this has two simple rules.  Custard and sweet.  The donut flavor doesn’t really pop like a lot of people would expect but neither does it happen with the real thing.  Custard flavor erupts but with just a slight touch of sweet from the glaze.  You won’t find many custard donut flavors like this!

Cloud Production: This 70/30 blend has some pretty significant cloud production.  And while Detective Fat Bastard will take your cotton downtown, don’t be surprised if you find yourself changing your wicks a few times just to continue the flavor.

Nicotine Strength: 0mg, 3mg, 6mg

Bottle Size: 30ml, 60ml, 120ml

Final Thoughts: I feel that this is a good solid flavor if you want sweet but don’t necessarily want to go with a candy vape.  If you’re a fan of sweet custards, this is definitely for you.  Check it out at five0eliquid.com and tell them CoffeeFuel sent you!

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