Juice Review: HAARP from Conspiracy Liquids

Honeydew flavors can go a few different directions.  However, my experience has been nowhere close to an actual honeydew melon.  The flavor can come across as overly bitter, or maybe even too sweet.  One bottle I purchased before was completely unvapeable, creating an intense throat burn that almost made me sick to my stomach.  So I go in with a lot of reluctance at anything involving “honeydew”

HAARP from Conspiracy Liquids challenges to change that.  Whether this is a throwback to Muse or a call to a 70’s cop show, one thing is for certain.  These guys don’t take their fruit flavors lightly.

This is what the website lists as the flavor profile:

H.A.A.R.P – Weather patterns could be affected by this delicious fruity blend. Honeydew, double apple, raspberry and peach. There is no question why this flavor is our top seller. We have not changed this flavor from it’s original recipe. Still the same delicious H.A.A.R.P created during our inception. 

Packaging: This starts with the standard Conspiracy Liquids logo with blue highlights against a dark background.  The nicotine level is indicated at the top, while the initials “H.A.A.R.P” are at the bottom with a brief synopsis of flavor.  The left side includes “WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE” in big bold letters, along with a Best By date and batch number.  The right side finishes off with ingredients and all the usual warnings.

Flavor: This is where it gets a little more complicated, so I’m going to try and break it down for you.

  • From the beginning, this has an immediate honeydew flavor and aroma that reminds me of every past honeydew flavor I tried.  That is immediately masked by the double apple flavor.  Apple is such a subtle flavor anyway, so I can understand why they doubled the amount.
  • The raspberry overtakes the bite that is usually associated with honeydew
  • And the peach gives a nice sweet finish

What this comes across as is pretty close to what an actual “honeydew melon” should taste like.  With layers upon layers of flavor, if you are a fan of fruit flavors, this one is worth a try.  For me, though…

Cloud Production: This is a sold 80VG/20PG blend that doesn’t wreck your cotton.  The cloud production is pretty solid on this, so that’s a plus if this fits in your flavor profile.

Bottle Size: 60ml Chubby Unicorn bottle

Nicotine Strength: 0mg, 3mg, 6mg

Check this and all the other awesome flavors at Conspiracy Liquids website.  Tell them CoffeeFuel sent you.


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