Juice Review: Honeyfuckle from Freebird Vapors

I have been debating for a long time on what to do with this article.  Part of it is because this is my 100th article on this blog, so I wanted to do something extra special. The other part is “What the hell can I say about a juice called Honeyfuckle??”

So let me explain.  Three flavors for this line.  The first one was Good Morning Manhattan, which I practically destroyed on the first day.  The second being Limelight, which was surprisingly tasty without being too strong/citrus.  Then this little nugget, this taunting bastard of a juice sat quietly on the corner of my desk.

“C’mon Greg…you know you want to try it…”

Here, I’ll just let you guys read the description from the website

“A RIPE HONEYSUCKLE AND CLASSIC BUBBLEGUM BLEND WITH SUBTLE NOTES OF GUAVA AND A FEW SECRET INGREIENTS MAKE THIS MASTERPIECE COME TOGETHER PERFECTLY”

Now I will admit that when I first started really looking at the bottle, I had to laugh.  I kept picturing the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes saying “Honeyfuckle” in the way that only he could.  I didn’t understand the meaning behind the name, though.

And then I took that first vape.

“Oh fuck.”

Flavor: Hmm…how can I describe this…picture a piece of Double Bubble gum, soaked in honeysuckle and select sweet passion fruits.  It’s a super juicy flavor that makes me picture Moe from the Simpsons saying “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited!!” It pops and crackles around in your mouth like nothing you have ever vaped before.  Towards the end, you get that slightly tangy flavor that you would normally get from a piece of Double Bubble as you tried to chew the hell out of it, just prior to blowing a bubble.  It’s such a ridiculous joy to vape this flavor, and I never thought I would feel that way about any juice!

Honestly, though, these guys know what they’re doing…

Cloud Production: Thick, dense clouds make this a wonder for all of you cloud chasers out there.  They achieved that perfect balance between flavor and cloud production.

Nicotine Strength: 0mg, 1.5mg, 3mg, 6mg

Bottle Size: 30ml

Seriously, though, Freebird Vapors has one of the most amazing and unique product lines out on the market today.  They know what they are doing, and the potential for more stellar flavors is definitely there.

 

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